You ever wonder what future librarians discuss at the Reference desk when it is 10PM and nothing is stirring, not even a mouse? There are no banal discussions here...NO, because we have absorbed ridiculous amounts of information throughout our lives (and continue to) and now use it for our own entertainment and benevolent deeds.
We, as Reference librarians, will be the key to surviving Zombie dominance and/or hostile takeover by any gargantuan, genetically-altered reptiles...And, the consensus seems to be that we will be wearing the best shoes for the task. Can any tongue-thrashing, fire-breathing diabolical being survive rainbow Converse? I think not!
Zombies are on the right track though, because if they are looking for, "Braaaaaaains," we house the best collection. Ironically, we are too smart to become victims of their nefarious desires.
Soon to be earning our own "Lambda Lamba Lambda" house, we can also anticipate annual journeys to Renaissance Festivals with giant Turkey legs as sustenance, or the ever so giddy-making New Kids on the Block reunion shows.
Today's Vocabulary:
Zombie-played Clarinet = The Scare-inet
Lastly, credit goes to EH, for half of this Reference desk tomfoolery.
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